Mr. Heckles: Whaddyou want? Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it? Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it? Monica: No! Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall? Mr. Heckles: I wasn't ready for it. Monica: A monkey. Have you seen a monkey? Mr. Heckles: Saw Regis Philbin once... Phoebe: Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. Mr. Heckles: ..