Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare. Chandler: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight. Joey: Hey, here's a thought, Ross. Chandler: Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer. Joey: Ross, ..