[프렌즈] 시즌 2-3 #4

Monica: Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!

Rachel: Ever seen so much crap?

Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.

Joey: Check this out. Can I have this? 

 

Ross: How can you not believe in evolution?

Phoebe: I don't know. Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!

Ross: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life, okay? I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, okay? I mean, you can, you can literally see them evolving through time.

Phoebe: Really? You can actually see it?

Ross: You bet. In, in-uh, the U.S., China, Africa, all over.

Phoebe: See, I didn't know that.

Ross: Well, there you go.

Phoebe: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there and why?

Chandler: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."

Joey: Hey, there's me! "April 17th, excessive noise. Italian guy comes home with a date." Yeah! Hey, Chandler, look, you're in here too.

Chandler: "April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." Well, that's excellent.

Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

Monica: Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps.

Rachel: What? Oh, come on, I mean, it's, it's not like, not like I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is really cool. 

Monica: Look, it doesn't go with any of my stuff.

Rachel: Well, what about my stuff?

Monica: You don't have any stuff.

Rachel: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?

Monica: No.

Rachel: Yes, you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room.

Monica: Mmmmm.

Rachel: Ok, while you "mmm" on ​that for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.

Ross: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?

Phoebe: Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.

Ross: Please tell me you're joking.

Phoebe: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't?

Ross: No, no, ​no, Pheebs, we can't, okay? 

Phoebe: Why not? What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? You know what? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

Ross: Is there blood coming out of my ears?

Joey: Check it out. Check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.

Chandler: Wow, he looks so normal.

Phoebe: He's even kind of cute.

Joey: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school."

Chandler: Funniest? Heckles?

Joey: That's what it says.

Chandler: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?

Phoebe: I'd call that excessive.

Chandler: Whoa!

Joey: What?

Chandler: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler’s club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.

Joey: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.

Chandler: I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me... me and Heckles... Hey. Would you knock it off? Bah! 

 

Monica: Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!

이 쓰레기 좀 봐. 그는 우리를 싫어했어, 이게 그의 마지막 복수야!

 

Rachel: Ever seen so much crap?

이런 엄청난 쓰레기를 본 적 있니?

 

Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.

사실, 나는 이 아파트가 쓰레기라는 좋은 이름을 더럽힌다고 생각해.

*sully (가치를) 훼손하다

 

Joey: Check this out. Can I have this? 

이것 좀 봐. 내가 가져도 돼?

 

Ross: How can you not believe in evolution?

어떻게 진화론을 안 믿어? 

 

Phoebe: I don't know. Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!

나도 몰라. 그냥. 이 셔츠 끝내준다.

 

Ross: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life, okay? I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, okay? I mean, you can, you can literally see them evolving through time.

피비, 나는 성인으로서의 삶 내내 진화를 연구해 왔어. 우리는 세계각지에서 화석을 수집해. 다른 종류의 진화론을 입증할 수도 있어. 내 말은, 시간에 따라 진화하는 걸 확실하게 볼 수 있어.

 

Phoebe: Really? You can actually see it?

진짜? 정말 눈으로 볼 수 있어?

 

Ross: You bet. In, in-uh, the U.S., China, Africa, all over.

당연하지. 미국, 중국, 아프리카, 어디서든지.

 

Phoebe: See, I didn't know that.

그건 미처 몰랐어.

 

Ross: Well, there you go.

잘 했어!

 

Phoebe: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there and why?

허. 그럼 이제, 이제 진짜 질문은, 그 화석들을 누가 왜 갖다뒀을까?

 

Chandler: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."

저기, 이것 좀 봐. "나의 큰 불평 모음"

 

Joey: Hey, there's me! "April 17th, excessive noise. Italian guy comes home with a date." Yeah! Hey, Chandler, look, you're in here too.

이건 나잖아! "4월 17일, 이태리녀석 여자랑 들어와 소란 피움' 예! 챈들러, 봐, 여기 너도 있어.

 

Chandler: "April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." Well, that's excellent.

 "4월 18일, 엄청 시끄러움. 이태리 녀석의 호모룸메이트가 빨래감 갖고와서 난리침." 음, 예리하군.

 

Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

모니카, 모니카, 이 램프 봐. 이 램프 싸구려 같은거면 어때? 우리가 가져가자.

 

Monica: Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps.

레이첼, 우리에겐 충분히 평범한 램프가 있다고 생각해.

 

Rachel: What? Oh, come on, I mean, it's, it's not like, not like I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is really cool. 

왜? 오, 왜 이래,. 내가 이 여자애 같은 시계를 요구하는 것도 아니고, 그건 그렇고, 이것도 아주 멋지다고 생각해.

 

Monica: Look, it doesn't go with any of my stuff.

봐, 내 물건들과 너무 안 어울려

 

Rachel: Well, what about my stuff?

그럼 내 물건은? 

 

Monica: You don't have any stuff.

넌 물건이 없잖아. 

 

Rachel: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?

아직도 네 아파트라고 생각하는구나, 그렇지?

 

Monica: No.

아냐.

 

Rachel: Yes, you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room.

맞아, 넌 그래. 네 집이라고만 생각하는거야. 난 그저 세든 사람일 뿐이잖아.

 

Monica: Mmmmm.

 

Rachel: Ok, while you "mmm" on ​that for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.

좋아, 네가 "음"이나 하는 동안, 난 새 램프를 놓을 장소를 찾아야겠어. 

 

Ross: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?

좋아, 피비. 내가 이 작은 장난감들을 어떻게 움직이는지 보이지? 마주보게 할 수 있는 엄지 손가락의 힘 때문이야. 진화가 없었다면, 이 엄지손가락은 어떻게 설명할건데?

 

Phoebe: Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.

아마 하나님이 우주선을 움직이는데 필요했겠지.

 

Ross: Please tell me you're joking.

제발 농담하는 거라고 말해줘.

 

Phoebe: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't?

넌 어떤 것을 믿지만 난 아니라고 말 할 수 없니? 

 

Ross: No, no, ​no, Pheebs, we can't, okay? 

 

Phoebe: Why not? What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? You know what? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

왜? 모든 사람들이 다 너한테 동의해야하는 이 강박증 같은 건 뭐야? 도대체 왜 그러는 거야? 그거 알아? 이제 로스를 현미경으로 봐야 할 때가 된 것아.

 

Ross: Is there blood coming out of my ears?

내 귀에서 피가 나오고 있니? 

 

Joey: Check it out. Check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.

여기 봐봐. 여기 봐봐. 헤클스 씨의 고등학교 졸업 앨범이야.

 

Chandler: Wow, he looks so normal.

멀쩡하게 생겼었네.

 

Phoebe: He's even kind of cute.

귀엽기까지 한걸.

 

Joey: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school."

"해클스 너 과학시간에 정말 웃겼어. 네가 우리학교에서 제일 웃긴애야"

 

Chandler: Funniest? Heckles?

제일 웃긴다고? 헤클스 씨가?

 

Joey: That's what it says.

그렇게 적혀 있잖아. 

 

Chandler: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. He was right. Would you listen to that?

헤클스씨도 나처럼 반장으로 뽑혔었네. 그가 맞았어. 저거 들려?

 

Phoebe: I'd call that excessive.

저걸 엄청나다고 했던 거군.

 

Chandler: Whoa!

 

Joey: What?

 

Chandler: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler’s club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.

헤클스 씨도 밴드에서 클라리넷을 연주했고, 나도 클라리넷을 연주했어. 그리고 그는 미니어처 만들기 모임에도 있었네. 나는, 그게, 클럽은 없었지만 그게 멋지다고 생각했어.

 

Joey: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.

그래, 너희 둘 다 얼간이였어. 뭐 대수라고. 

 

Chandler: I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me... me and Heckles... Hey. Would you knock it off? Bah! 

그냥 이성한 것 같아. 헤클스씨랑 나, 헤클스씨랑 그리고 나, 나... 나랑 헤클스씨.. 이봐, 그만 좀 해줄래? ​