[프렌즈] 시즌 2-10 #6

Chandler: Hey.

Joey: Hey.

Chandler: Whoa, whoa. So I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.

Joey: Well, the part's mine if I want it.

Chandler: Oh my God!

Joey: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.

Chandler: Oh my... God?

Joey: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this, Chandler? Ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.

Chandler: So, what're you gonna do?

Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how ​can I do that?

Chandler: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

Joey: I've never slept with someone for a part.

Chandler: Well, is she... 

Joey: Sorry.

Chandler: Is she good-looking?

Joey: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. You know, after having slept with her.

Chandler: You know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. You know? I mean, the way that I see it is, you get a great job and you get to have sex. You know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.

Joey: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, you know? I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of... you know, the Little General.

Chandler: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?

Joey: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

 

Waiter: Can I get you something from the bar?

Monica: Yes, I would like something. No. No, thank you.

Fun Bobby: If... if you wanna drink, it's OK with me. I've gotta get used to it.

Monica: No. No, really ​that I... I wouldn't feel right about it. Just some water.

Fun Bobby: So the light went out in my refrigerator...

Monica: I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.

 

Chandler: Hey.

 

Joey: Hey.

 

Chandler: Whoa, whoa. So I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.

우와, 우와, 그러니까 내 생각엔 넌 배역을 못 따냈거나..어, 이탈리아에서 전화해서 배고프다고 했던가.

 

Joey: Well, the part's mine if I want it.

글쎄, 내가 원한다면 그 역할은 내거야. 

 

Chandler: Oh my God!

오 세상에!

 

Joey: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.

응, 만약 내가 기꺼이 캐스팅 담당자와 잠을 잔다면 말이야.

 

Chandler: Oh my... God?

 

Joey: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this, Chandler? Ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.

10년 동안 나는 이런 기회를 기다려왔어, 챈들러? 십년이야! 내 말은, 우리 생애 나날들. 그건 진짜로 TV에 나오잖아.

 

Chandler: So, what're you gonna do?

그래서 너 어떻게 할 거야? 

 

Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how ​can I do that?

 글쎄, 그녀랑 잠을 잘 거 같아. 내 말은, 내가 그걸 어떻게 해?

 

Chandler: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

글쎄, 난... 내가 알아야 할 모든 것을 알려주는 팝업북이 있어.

 

Joey: I've never slept with someone for a part.

나는 역할 때문에 누군가와 자 본 적이 없어.

 

Chandler: Well, is she... 

음, 그 여자..

 

Joey: Sorry.

미안.

 

Chandler: Is she good-looking?

그녀는 예뻐?

 

Joey: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. You know, after having slept with her.

그래, 그녀는 아주 예뻐. 내 말은, 술집 혹은 어디선가 만났다면, 아침을 사줬을 거야. 알다시피, 그녀랑 잠자리를 한 후에 말이야.

 

Chandler: You know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. You know? I mean, the way that I see it is, you get a great job and you get to have sex. You know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.

있지, 별일 아닐지도 몰라. 알지? 내 말은, 내가 보는 방식으로는 너는 좋은 일도 하고 섹스도 하는 거야. 그러니까, 내 말은, 나무와 뚱뚱한 남자가 있으면 그게 크리스마스야.

 

Joey: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, you know? I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of... you know, the Little General.

난 그냥.. 난 그냥 그런 방법으로는 싫어, 알지? 내 말은, 내가 해낸다고 치자, 알았지? 난 항상 뒤를 돌아보고 궁금해할거야. 그게 내 재능 때문인지 아니면... 작은 장군 때문인지 말이야.

 

Chandler: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?

너 그걸 소령이라고 부르지 않았어?

*Little Magor: 소령

 

Joey: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

응, 하지만 데니스 드마르코 이후로, 승진시켜야 했어.

 

Waiter: Can I get you something from the bar?

바에서 뭘 좀 갖다 드릴까요? 

 

Monica: Yes, I would like something. No. No, thank you.

네, 뭐 좀 주세요. 아뇨. 아뇨, 괜찮아요.

 

Fun Bobby: If... if you wanna drink, it's OK with me. I've gotta get used to it.

만약... 만약 마시고 싶으면, 난 괜찮아. 나도 익숙해 져야지

 

Monica: No. No, really ​that I... I wouldn't feel right about it. Just some water.

아냐. 아니, 정말로 내가... 내 기분이 좋지 않을 거야. 그냥 물 좀 주세요.

 

Fun Bobby: So the light went out in my refrigerator...

그래서 냉장고에서 조명이 나갔어...

 

Monica: I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.

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