[프렌즈] 시즌 2-9 #1

Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.                                                                                          

Joey: Hey.

Chandler: Hey.

Rachel: Hey.

Joey: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?

Chandler: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.

Monica: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.

Chandler: And twenty-five it is.

Joey: You gave him cookies?

Monica: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. All right. We're broke, but cookies do say that.

Phoebe: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.

Chandler: Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were, were these, uh, "funny" brownies?

Phoebe: Not especially. But you know what? I think they had pot in them.

Ross: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?

Rachel: Uh, the mailman, the super...

Monica: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.

Joey: Oh my God.

Rachel: What?

Joey: Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this.

Rachel: Oh, Gosh, oh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.

Monica: Oh, look, and he did my crossword puzzle.

Ross: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, "Gershwin musical" actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.

 

Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.            

오, 오, 오, 오, 오. 못생긴 벌거벗은 남자가 그의 트리를 장식하고 있어. 세상에, 너희 그의 크리스마스 공의 크기를 봐야 해

                                                                             

Joey: Hey.

 

Chandler: Hey.

 

Rachel: Hey.

 

Joey: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?

너희들 관리인 연말 사례금 얼마 줬어?

 

Chandler: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.

그래, 우린 50달러 주려고 했는데 너희들이 더 준다면 우리가 나쁘게 보이고 싶지 않아.

 

Monica: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.

오, 사실 올해 우리는 그에게 집에서 만든 쿠키를 줬어.

 

Chandler: And twenty-five it is.

그러면 25달러다.

 

Joey: You gave him cookies?

쿠키를 줬다고?

 

Monica: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. All right. We're broke, but cookies do say that.

돈은 너무 비인격적이잖아. 쿠키는 누군가 정말 신경 쓴다고 말하지. 그래, 우린 빈털터리였어, 하지만 쿠키는 정말 그렇게 말해.

 

Phoebe: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.

난 그거 알겠어. 한 번은 브라우니 한 접시가 나한테 시를 읊어주더라.

 

Chandler: Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were, were these, uh, "funny" brownies?

피비, 뭐 하나 물어볼게. 그것들이 어, 웃기게 생긴 브라우니였어?

 

Phoebe: Not especially. But you know what? I think they had pot in them.

특별하진 않아. 하지만 있잖아, 난 그것들 안에 마리화나가 있었다고 생각해.

 

Ross: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?

그래서 너희들, 또 누구한테 쿠키 팁을 줬어? 

 

Rachel: Uh, the mailman, the super...

어, 우체부, 관리인...

 

Monica: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.

오, 그리고 신문 배달하는 남자.

 

Joey: Oh my God.

 

Rachel: What?

 

Joey: Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this.

어, 너희들이 이걸 좋아할 것 같지 않은데.

 

Rachel: Oh, Gosh, oh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.

우, 세상에, 오, 스포츠 섹션에 쿠키가 뭉게져 있네. 

 

Monica: Oh, look, and he did my crossword puzzle.

오, 봐, 그리고 그가 내 낱말 퍼즐을 풀었어. 

 

Ross: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, "Gershwin musical" actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.

그래, 근데, 잘하진 못했네, 가로 14, '거쉰 뮤지컬"인데 날물어날물어날물어날물어로 써놨네.